I’m so sick. :x The overload of sodium and iron I had late last week was catapulted (some may say trebucheted, even) straight into full-blown overdose illness early Monday morning. Because I was a moron. I had a snack bag of popcorn Saturday night and promptly forgot about it.
Sunday, I woke up feeling bad, and when I went to get the eggs ourt of the refrigerator to make breakfast, I cracked the back of my head on the top of the cooler. I saw stars, stripes, bars, musical notes, birds … And because I didn’t give a shit about anything by then, Preston left home to scout for food. He came back with a 15-piece meal from KFC. I was hungry. I didn’t give a shit. I ate. And then I ate more for dinner.
And the TMI part is behind the cut for you “sensitive folks”. fomcrotflmao&stdc