overheard in my bedroom

me (yelling): don’t come closer, moron!
him: i have to come closer.
me: DON’T COME CLOSER!
him: i have to bend it to make room to put my fingers in!

(getcher mind outta the gutter! we were folding sheets!)

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Author: Mari Adkins

Appalachian gothic fiction writer - my works reflect a love of literature flavored by the darkness and magic residing in these ancient mountains. In my spare time, I'm a Simmer, I tumbl, I journal, but I always have a very strange sense of humor. I have lived away from the mountains and lived deep in the mountains. I currently live in Central Kentucky with my lifepartner and his cat. The mountains, their culture, their superstitions, their particular magics, will always be in my blood.