overheard

Overheard in my dining room:

me – Need some help? I can shuffle. I just can’t deal.

Over heard in my car:

he – If you changed the O to an I, the name of the street would be Dicksinia.

Spotted in e-mail:

he – Some days I feel that we are both going insane along the same railway.
me – Fast track to Harlan?
he – Possibly…and in Seine doesn’t exactly mean we are getting baptized over here.

Overheard in my living room:

he – I only ever held my mouse once.

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