overheard

Overheard in my kitchen:

he [hefting overweight box] – Oomph! :warped:
me – Now do you understand why I had trouble bringing it in from the stoop in my sexually weakened state?
us – [much laughter]

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Author: Mari Adkins

Appalachian gothic fiction writer - my works reflect a love of literature flavored by the darkness and magic residing in these ancient mountains. In my spare time, I'm a Simmer, I tumbl, I journal, but I always have a very strange sense of humor. I have lived away from the mountains and lived deep in the mountains. I currently live in Central Kentucky with my lifepartner and his cat. The mountains, their culture, their superstitions, their particular magics, will always be in my blood.