strange quotes

Even samurai have teddy bears and even the teddy bears get drunk. – ?

I’ve been talking to dead rabbits and feeding bloody walls. I’ve done horrifying things with salad tongs. It’s really eaten into my social life. – Jhonen Vasquez

The leading thief glared at the solid stone that had swallowed Mort, and then threw down his knife. ‘Well, —-me,’ he said. ‘A —-ing wizard. I hate —-ing wizards!’ ‘You shouldn’t —- them, then,’ muttered one of his henchmen, effortlessly pronouncing a row of dashes. – Terry Pratchett, Mort: A Discworld Novel

Seven beers followed by two Scotches and a thimble of marijuana and it’s funny how sleep comes all on it’s own. – David Sedaris

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Author: Mari Adkins

Appalachian gothic fiction writer - my works reflect a love of literature flavored by the darkness and magic residing in these ancient mountains. In my spare time, I'm a Simmer, I tumbl, I journal, but I always have a very strange sense of humor. I have lived away from the mountains and lived deep in the mountains. I currently live in Central Kentucky with my lifepartner and his cat. The mountains, their culture, their superstitions, their particular magics, will always be in my blood.