:spew warning: put down all food and drink

So last night I was talking to Thomas on the phone, and he was doing his best to get me to tell him what Kathy had sent him and Tayler for Christmas. He was doing the whole 20 questions thing, most of which I refused to answer. 😉 I just kept telling him, “I want it if you don’t like it.” Then he asked, “But what does it do? Is it a toy?” I said, “Well, some people might consider it a toy. But it’s a very fragile toy.” “What is it?” “Thomas.” “[short string of questions]” “Well, it’s something you can use.” He got quiet. Then he giggled and said, “It’s not a vibrator is it?” :warped:


Author: Mari Adkins

Appalachian gothic fiction writer - my works reflect a love of literature flavored by the darkness and magic residing in these ancient mountains. In my spare time, I'm a Simmer, I tumbl, I journal, but I always have a very strange sense of humor. I have lived away from the mountains and lived deep in the mountains. I currently live in Central Kentucky with my lifepartner and his cat. The mountains, their culture, their superstitions, their particular magics, will always be in my blood.