if bill gates wrote a book on wicca

Sorry I haven’t updated in forever. There really hasn’t been much to update about. So, for right now, I leave you with a joke:

If Bill Gates Wrote a Book on Wicca

The book would be called Windows to the Goddess

Iconology would be a major chapter

A revised edition would be released approximately every 6 months, without which your magik would no longer work

Your broom would crash at least once a week

Cauldrons would be called recycle bins

A Book of Shadows would be called a Folder of Magik

A free high-speed connection spell would come with every book

Every now and then your circle would collapse and you would have to perform the re-boot ritual to get it working again

If you used the more powerful NT Magik, all circles within a 5 mile radius would go down

At least once a month you would have to re-install your spells into your Folder of Magik

You would have to use a start ritual to exit your circle (and cakes and wine would only be served after a sign from the Goddess that it was safe to do so.)

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Author: Mari Adkins

Appalachian gothic fiction writer - my works reflect a love of literature flavored by the darkness and magic residing in these ancient mountains. In my spare time, I'm a Simmer, I tumbl, I journal, but I always have a very strange sense of humor. I have lived away from the mountains and lived deep in the mountains. I currently live in Central Kentucky with my lifepartner and his cat. The mountains, their culture, their superstitions, their particular magics, will always be in my blood.