overheard

me: oh yeah? well, i just added a brand new pair of roller skates to my wishlist.

he: [busts out laughing]

me: what?

he: my first thought of response was, “oh yeah? well, i just added a brand new key to mine! so there!”

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Author: Mari Adkins

Appalachian gothic fiction writer - my works reflect a love of literature flavored by the darkness and magic residing in these ancient mountains. In my spare time, I'm a Simmer, I tumbl, I journal, but I always have a very strange sense of humor. I have lived away from the mountains and lived deep in the mountains. I currently live in Central Kentucky with my lifepartner and his cat. The mountains, their culture, their superstitions, their particular magics, will always be in my blood.